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So I was on the treadmill and I realized that a six minute mile is ten miles per hour and a ten minute mile is is six miles per hour. I started to do some math and was thinkg of what other combinations worked like that (four miles per hours, etc) and I was on the verge of a major break through I think when all of the sudden this girl walks by...
Let me tell you about this girl, while some people tend to overuse the adjective "unbelievable" but I think this is a literal case. I mean I literally want to walk up and touch it just to make sure it exists and isnt some sort of fever dream. If I owned the gym, I would pay her to work out there. Yeah, it's that good. Plus she always has this hundred watt smile going on. I suppose if I looked like that, I'd be smiling too. Though her male equivalent at the gym (I know, you are all gasping thinking "What? It's not you!") doesnt seem to smile as much, maybe he wants the chicks to think he is emo. I suppose that would work better than my "fish out of water" display, you know, soaking wet, gasping for air.
So I notice she has on a purple shirt, and I have on a purple shirt, and I'm thinking well maybe if I offer to take mine off...
After that, I kind of lost where I was going. Good thing I was on a treadmill,
