Justa Guy's blog: "Union Jack's Ponderings...."

In the last couple of years I've really put on some weight.

 

Starting Dec 1st I'm going on a diet in hopes of losing 2 pant sizes.  I am currently a 34 and I want to drop back down to a 32 and lose this spare tire around my belly.

 

I'm not really in bad shape because of my activity level, but I drink entirely too much pop and eat a lot of junk food.

 

I'm cutting out the pop entirely and swtiching to a low calorie diet.

 

I'm going to take some before pics on Dec 1st when I start the diet.

Heart Of A Champion I can feel the pressure coming down on me people say that im not destined to succeed. But i have the faith i need to carry on and i will find the strength in me to prove them wrong. It isnt for the thrill it isnt for the prize its all about a fight to stay alive knowing that the dream can survive. When you're out there on the edge and the odds you face are life and death you've got to have the heart of a champion when your time is running out and everybody sees you're going down you've got to have a heart of a champion. When your back's against the wall and your rival thinks your gonna fall you've got to have a heart of a champion. Come on now listen i have been through thick and thin and every vice standing in the winners circle has its price. I have learned to fight the good fight to the end and if i had to i would do it all again and when the sun goes down i wont fear the night.

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Passion The Love We Made Will Forever Linger In My Mind Branded Forever On My Soul Your Essence Your Taste Your Smell They Will Always Be With Me You Have Given Me The Pleasure Of Your Wine And Honey I Will Forever Long For Our Next Encounter This Man Will Forever Remember Your Moans And Quivers The Touch The Heat Of Your Body Will I Ever Have The Pleasure Of Feeling You Next To Me Again The Fire Burnt Bright Our Passion Burnt Hot For Me At That Moment Only You And I Existed We Existed As One We Existed As A Picture Of Passion I Pray To The Gods If There Be Any To Allow Me Once Again To Make Love To You To Touch Your Breasts So Soft Yet Firm Your Body Strong Hard Warm Oh How Pleasant You Are To Caress Thank You Lover For Giving To Me What I Feel No Man Could Ever Have Felt As I Have Felt ---------- A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Ingrid Bergman

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your shopping buddy is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" ( And; last, but not least!) 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Cancer

You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.

You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.

Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces

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