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Okay..well I just finished with my Cherry bomb that Ashley got me, for some reason she wanted to see me level, I am not here for points and only used it cause it was very quiet and no one was talking... so any way I leveled and am now a Prophet...
As a prophet I shall lead you all to the promise land... also known as the local porn store or whore house... I shall spread joy to all the lonely people ... by buying them porn movies .... I shall take the misery away from your life... by buying hookers...
So before I launched the Cherry Bomb and while the Cherry Bomb was active i had the status of
"It's quiet and I am bored, so launching bomb some one got me now to get it over with... shout open to family only so show me your tits... oh wait i have seen most of yours any way :P"
While EXCUSE me I figured your average dullard could figure out that this status was purely comical ... such a shame the inferior intellectual capacity that one must have to take such a thing serious...
Yet I three messages from woman with the following messages
[Note: All also linked me to photos of their breast]
"Hey hun here is my folder of my tits, i have sent you a friend request so you can see them so you could bomb me"
such idiotic thought to think i will bomb just to see tits, i am not a virgin, and dont pay for it...such a shame...
"Here is a few pics of my tits, so hold up your end and bomb me!!!
And thanks"
While i enjoy authoritative woman, i am not the subservient type who will ask how high when you say jump, and DAMN was her tits really saggy and wrinkled, okay for a old woman you might have an excuse BUT fuck she was 24, put a bra on their sagging more then a 60 year old hippie...
"HELLO!!! I hope your status is true if so here is a link to my tit!! have a great day baby"
Baby, what the fuck am i three, i hate pet names like that, you may call me baby... while your servicing me orally, or if i happen to be enjoying your company sexually, ...cause i wont be listening... but after that leave that silly shit away from me...
Okay i bombed a guy and he sent me the "blow job" drink with a message saying thanks...
All I could reply back was "um okay... sure..." lmao am not use to receiving that drink from man, and hm someone giving me a blow job while saying thanks is a bit weird lmao
Okay i got 32 friend request... looking through them the majority of them will be denied other then two or three who did at least read the page and put in what i said to in friend request.
Randoms...
The whole hour i listened to my 2pac playlist on my itunes
I "watched" law and order while tv on mute...
Each time i been brought a bomb, the same song popped in my head "The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me" lmao old school!
Eh i was fucking bored the whole hour with no real talking...
Okay i guess i am done ..was bored
