-=[TruRaters]=-
We are a group that likes to rate and rank people right where they should be in our opinions. We are sick of the large mass of naive people on here, thinking that rating a 10 actually does more than rate the truth. We do NOT like ugly girls having rates for their photos in the 10s when clearly, who the hell thinks they are attractive. Yeah, yeah, beauty is only skin deep. But in our opinions, we don't go any further if you have a shell like a hippopotamus, so it doesn't really matter. If you've gotten a low rating, it's probably because of the following:
1. You're ugly as sin
2. You've posted a moronic photo of some cartoon, some drawing of a person you wish you were
3. You've posted a moronic "morph" photo that is really incredibly stupid and embarrassing
4. You might be attractive, but it's nearly impossible to tell because of the distance from the camera, angle, or lighting
5. You've posted some graphic of something like a ribbon as your default photo...Hint: a pink ribbon should be the default photo for the profile of a pink ribbon
Go ahead, spam us with comments, rate us 1s across the board, send us nasty messages, and have your male friends/boyfriends message us and then block us immediately like pussies. It doesn't matter. We STILL get the points and you're STILL ugly. We're not worried. Hey, the attractive girls don't seem to mind us at all.
FMCs for TruRaters... (frequently made comments)...
C: Who made you king?
A: No one did. We don't really care if you think we're attractive. Why? Because you're an online profile and we have lives in REAL LIFE. What's that you ask? It's actually the situations you encounter when you leave your computer. We're not worried about attractiveness, we know where we stand and we have the REAL girls to back it up. What do you have? That guy at the line-dancing bar that said you were cute?
C: You're a 4 and I'm a 10.
A: You're a 10 because people rate you thinking that ranking a 10 will get them more points. Little did they realize that the creator of fubar didn't anticipate it being populated by fat chicks, thus, didn't really want to give an edge to everyone. You're a 10 because that's what everyone thinks they have to rate you. In fact, you suffer from a disease called Fubar disease. That's when you think you're attractive because people have rated you 10s, but really, you're ugly as hell and don't realize it. I expect this disorder to be listed in the DSM-V.
C: You live with your parents and your room is messy.
A: It's a requirement to be in TruRaters that you don't live with you parents. Plus, if your parents taught you that a clean bedroom is important, they obviously taught you the wrong thing. They should have focused on diabetes, being overweight, and being modest when you're as ugly as you are.
C: You want honest? Well, you're a 1.
A: We don't care. First off, you're probably rating us that low because you're so bitter that someone actually told you that you're ugly. That's the most likely scenario. But even if you really did think we were ugly, we don't give a shit. We don't have to be 10s to know you're a fucking hippo. Don't work that angle because it doesn't work. If you want to say that we're ugly because we're rated low, it doesn't work for a reason. We're rated low, because we've told a lot of girls with fubar disorder that they are ugly. The first response for them is to rate a 1. That's called bitterness. They can't rate a true rating without bitterness over the fact that we told them where they really should be. They get pissed. Especially fat ugly chicks that have been getting 10s for the past 12 months.
C: Don't fuck with my friends, we will fuck you up.
A: Are you getting your team of INTERNET BUDDIES to mess with us? Your INTERNET FRIENDS? We laugh at that. Go right ahead and give us all those points. Why don't you get some real friends? You have a team of internet friends ready to pounce and that's just sad.
C: Don't fuck with us because we have a light blue screenname.
A: If you paid for this site, you are just so stupid, your response deserves no respect. You paid for a social networking website. You're a moron. Put the money towards your kids or towards your rent. You are as dumb as hell to fall for that.
C: Some people have self-esteem issues and it's wrong for you to make such statements.
A: Please. If you have self-esteem issues, don't post your pictures on the internet. This especially goes out to fat chicks with NSFW photos of their fat asses naked. Just stop it. Take your photos down and go into hiding where you should be.
C: We're going to come get you and beat you up.
A: Not sure if you realize, but we just rated based on looks. If you think that's a crime, you need a check of reality. Come get us, we don't care. You're either so dumb that you will get lost even if we gave you directions, or you don't realize that this is ONLINE and ON THE INTERNET, and is not the real world.
C: Don't you understand the rules of fubar? You either rate a 10 or nothing at all.
A: I'm pretty sure that it wasn't the original intention to rate the ugliest fattest chicks a 10. The ranking system is there for a reason. Just because every moron in the world ranked your ugly fat ass a 10, doesn't mean everyone should. Just accept that you're not as good as you thought and move on. I never saw anything in the fubar bible that said anything about rating everyone 10s and I'm still waiting for someone to point that out.
C: Why did you rate me a 1? a 5? or low?
A: Well, many reason why. You're either really ugly. Or you took a bad picture. There are many chicks that are ugly or fat that actually make some good photos and deserve a higher rating for those photos. Take a look at yourself or your angle/lighting/photo. Again, we don't care if we're attractive or not, if you're shit or your photo is, you're getting the same rating even if we were Hollywood models.
C: What? A 1?
A: Read the profile for christ's sake.
C: Don't fuck with my girlfriend.
A: No one purposely wanted to, but she is either ugly or takes a horrible picture. Don't take it out on us over the fact that you have no quality control over the people you date/marry/befriend. If your gf/wife/friend is ugly, that's that, you're not going to convince us, and the fact that you're on our profile reading all about our rating, makes you pretty much attracted to our cause and thus attracted to us. Might as well move on without question.
C: You’re Gay!
A: Interesting. Preferring attractive women to women who weigh 300+ pounds actually makes us pretty straight. If you knew any actual homosexuals, you’d know they always have many obese female friends. Homosexuals are usually more accepting of overweight girls, because they can sympathize with the prejudice. Thus, it's more a question of the sexuality of the males that defend fat and/or ugly girls. In final, we have high standards that we refuse to drop because some bitter person who received a low ranking resorted to questioning our sexuality.
C: Thank you for your honesty. Finally, someone honest on fubar.
A: Thank you very much for understanding. If you're hard enough to take the barrage of bitterness that comes with TruRating, please join us in our fight for truth. Message one of us to know how to become a TruRater. Even if you don't join us, we understand why, and still respect and understand what you're doing.
C: u r gay you faggits, u should look n a mirror
A: Ahhh, the classic GED response to our honesty. If you can't post proper grammar and english, don't post at all. In fact, find the nearest woods and a pistol and just take care of Earth's burden by shooting yourself. You look like a complete moron when you make comments or even messages like this. We're all very educated and your spelling and grammar just make you look so foolish, you aren't worthy of a response.
C: You're a 1. *block*
A: We absolutely love when you block us. It shows that you can't handle the truth. You have to block us in order to seem like you win, when in fact, you are not even close. We get so much feedback like this and laugh about it. Blocking us makes you seem weak as hell and unable to argue any logical point. You can't handle the lower rating, our argument, nor our ability to logically explain why you're ugly. It's a shame because you won't get along too far in the real world. If this was real life (and most of you don't really have one and are not sure what 'real life' means) you'd be crying in the corner, red in the face, begging for hope. And that's why you're working at Walmart or waiting the table of attractive people. Good luck with all of that.
C: Payback's a bitch! *rates all photos a 1*
A: Thank you so very much for the points. We're working on our next level and you helped us a great deal. We don't really care what our ratings are. We've actually sacrificed a true rating when we decided to go against the grain. So our ratings are actually a combination of attractive girls rating us where they want to and ugly girls rating us 1's out of bitterness or spite. We don't give a shit if our photo ratings were 1.1, we all know it's because you're so angry at someone with enough balls to sit there and tell you, hey, you're ugly and need to start wearing a paper bag when there's a camera around.