A doctor was walking back and forth
Looking for an answer to this disease
That brought this young man to his knee's
Many hours of operations and medications
Wondering if the patient will ever recover from this disease
Stress was beaming on the doctor like a ray of light
Eyes tired, and red slowly loosing sight
Just about to call it a night
The doctor and the team decided to have a few drinks
Then after a while nearly drunk, the doctor has an idea
This drug, that he hidden in the basement, the door covered by a rug
In this room layed many medications never approved
Stumbling left to right
Grabbed something blue and green
Said well these are the oddest drugs i have ever seen
So he decided to inject these medications into this dying man
Before it was too late and the shit hit the fan
The mystery ingredients where injected
2 other doctors where to watch him
Wondering if the drunk doctors crazy idea was rejected
In time their was a chemical release
Lights where streaming into the hospital
People screaming and running saying they seen a Ufo
Many of the drunk doctors replied saying "leave us and go"
As the Ufo landed in the left corner of the parking lot
A green man walked out on his head was a round yellow dot
He too was drinking and drank his last beer and said "that hit the spot"
Walked through the doors and right to the patients room
The drunk doctors hid under a blanket preparing for their doom
An electronic belt. and a rainbow tie
Spoke in broken english asking why are they afraid to die?
I had a signal on my tracking device, thought i should roll the dice
An alien doctor i may be, guess what boys and girls?
In my land their is no fee, out of no where i appear as you see
Pulled out a case full of things humans never seen before
Left the doctors wondering if this green man has the cure
They notice something the alien reeks of beer
They also notice a bottle of Jack Daniels that is near
Using instruments like so, with speed and a certain flow
This unknown creature has mad skills to show
About an hour has passed
The alien doctor stops, walks away from the patient
Tells the doctors, give this human 24 hours he will be fine
Until then we are going to party like 1969
Was it a surgery that was done?
A spell that was cast apon?
Working with the super natural if this alien doctory may?
Such great abilities, and wild person all must say
So the doctors and the alien drank and drank
Then all fell a sleep as their memory went blank
Which really was not the greatest of ideas
When they all woke up they felt like they got ran over by a tank
The two doctors who watched the patient also got drunk
When they all awoken they where all scared as hell
No one remembered yesterday, not a moment rung a bell
The alien doctor who worked his magic
Had no clue what he did, which was very tragic
Massive headaches and blinded from the sun
The patient was awake wondering what has been done
Seen the green man and decided to run
The only thing the group of doctors knew was the man was ok
Noticed him running, they knew he had to stay
Drunk Alien doctor flew out the window
Caught the man, with his fishing net
Flew back to the patients room
The team of doctors told the once dying man he has nothing to fear
Infact with confidence the alien handed him a beer
Green and weird he may be
The team of doctors explained like so
Things that possbly happened this patient had to know
In fear of the next 24 hours, he should not go
For no statistical evidence of a cure to show
24 hours has later passed
The overall condition of this man has not changed
What a quick recovery, so well so fast
Happy with a smile on his face he walked out the front door
Alien and the team of doctors followed him but what for?
Out of no where their was a down pour
Off to some where this man went
The doctors also had to leave
To homes and famly members with a story no person will believe
This alien doctor, shaked hands with the staff
Later told the human staff his name was Proffessor steve
Rolled up his sleeve, said good bye
Off to anougher planet in the sky
Started up the UFO and began to fly
Staff chatted a bit, took a picture of the UFO
With a tear in their eyes, to visit home they had to go
