Sex with a masked man carrying a sword:
zorro-gasms
Sex with a prostitute:
whore-gasms
Sex in a boat:
oar-gasms
Sex when resistance is futile:
Borg-asms
Sex on a golf course:
fore-gasms
Sex with top of the class:
dork-gasms
Sex that wasn't very satisfying:
There's the door-gasms
Sex at the entrance to your house:
door-gasms
Sex on the carpet:
floor-gasms
Sex with a Nordic God:
Thor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket:
store-gasms
Sex with an accountant:
bore-gasms
Sex at a Steven King film:
horror-gasms
Sex with 'Arthur':
Dudley Moore-gasms
Sex for hours and hours on end:
sore-gasms
while broke:
poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion:
roar-gasms
Sex in a gold mine:
ore-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter:
toreador-gasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac:
more-gasms
Sex with a beloved partner:
adore-gasms
Sex with a dermatologist:
pore-gasms
Sex in Asia:
Singapore-gasms
Sex on the beach:
shore-gasms
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet:
smorgasbord-gasms
Sex with a competitive partner:
score-gasms
Sex among the wonders of nature:
outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a rubbish bin:
odor-gasms
Sex with a big golden dog:
labrador-gasms
Sex with someone who's not listening:
ignore-gasms
Sex on stairs on moving stairs:
escalator-gasms
Sex while flying:
soar-gasms
Sex with three of your friends:
four-gasms
Sex while travelling:
tour-gasms
Sex while sleeping:
snore-gasms
