Two Irishmen, Patrick and Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boats provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie however sated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out "make the entire ocean into Guiness beer
The genie clapped his hands wiht a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances
Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. after a long, tension-filled moment he spoke. NIce going Patrick now we are going to have to pee in the boat
