Siamese twins from the U.S. vacation at the same resort in England
The manager recognizes the conjoined brothers on one visit and asks
if they keep coming back for the sights.
"Oh, no," one of the twins says. "We've seen everything the city has
"Perhaps you enjoy our many pubs?" the manager asks.
"We don't drink," one twin replies.
"You must fancy our fish and chips, then?" the manager asks.
"No, we prefer burgers," one twin says.
"Then what makes you come back year after year?" the manager asks.
The left twin points to his brother and says, "It's the only chance
he gets to drive."