My friend
Toxic posted a picture of herself licking a mirror. (
Here is the picture)
Well I left
Toxic a messed up comment saying,
"LMAO! Please .. oh please tell me this was either your mirror or mine!!
Who knows who else has tongued that mirror!! LOL"
So
Toxic commented my default picture with,
"HWAT!
and yes it was my mirror you asshat!"
So I went to
Toxic main profile and commented her with,
"If I am your asshat, then you are my twatwaffle!! LMAO"
I then promptly changed my yahoo messenger status to read, "If im ur asshat, ur my twatwaffle"
The following is the yahoo conversation between
Toxic and myself:
Toxic: i don't wanna be a twat waffle
Toxic: can i be the asshat?
Toxic: ROFLMFAO
Myself: nope.. you called me an asshat.. I get to keep it
Myself: lmao
Toxic: FINE
Toxic: asshat
Toxic: LOL
Myself: (inserted laughing audible here)
Myself: oh my god!! I'm almost in tears
Toxic has started viewing your web cam.
You have started viewing Toxic's web cam.
Myself: i see a twatwaffle!!!!
Myself: (insert laughing audible here)
Toxic: HAHAHA!
Toxic: i see a asshat!
Myself: somehow yours lost the shock value... twatwaffle
Myself: LMAO
Myself: omg.. i cant breathe.. lmao
Toxic: LOL
Toxic: goood!
Myself: (laughing) Please stop. . .(more laughing) I'm dying over here
Toxic: Ohhhhhh snap!
Myself: lmao omg.. thats funny fucking shit right there
Myself: hil-fucking-arious
Toxic: yes it is
Toxic: LMFAO
Myself: omg.. this is sooo getting blogged!!
Toxic: YAY
See how we are forced to amuse ourselves on a Monday night?? LOL
