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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other
country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

< /FONT>Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States .

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532
Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with

only 3 illegitimate children.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters
and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent..

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

I Love This Country!

It's The Government That Scares Me!

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posted on 05/28/2008&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;09:05&nbs-07:00;am

W.T.F
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YOU PASS ME ON THE STREET AND SNEER IN MY DIRECTION. YOU CALL ME "CRACKER", "HONKEY", "WHITEY" AND EVEN "THE MAN" AND YOU THINK IT'S OK. BUT WHEN I CALL YOU, "NIGGER", "KIKE", "TOWELHEAD", "SAND-NIGGER", "CAMEL JOCKEY", "BEANER" OR "CHINK" YOU CALL ME A RACIST. YOU SAY THAT WHITES COMMIT A LOT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST YOU, SO WHY ARE THE GHETTOS THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACES TO LIVE? YOU HAVE THE UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND. YOU HAVE MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY. YOU HAVE BLACK HISTORY MONTH. YOU HAVE CAESAR CHAVEZ DAY. YOU HAVE YOM HASHOAH YOU HAVE MA'ULED AL-NABI YOU HAVE THE NAACP. YOU HAVE BET. IF WE HAD WET(WHITE ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION) WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD A WHITE PRIDE DAY YOU WOULD CALL US RACISTS. IF WE HAD WHITE HISTORY MONTH, WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD AN ORGINIZATION TO "ADVANCE" OUR LIVES WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD A COLLEGE FUND THAT ONLY GAVE WHITE STUDENTS SCHOLARSHIPS, YOU KNOW WE'D BE RACISTS. IN THE MILLION MAN MARCH, YOU BELIEVED YOU WERE MARCHING FOR YOUR RACE AND RIGHTS. IF WE MARCHED FOR OUR RACE AND RIGHTS, YOU WOULD CALL US RACISTS. YOU ARE PROUD TO BE BLACK, BROWN, YELLOW AND ORANGE, AND YOU'RE NOT AFFRAID TO ANNOUNCE IT. BUT WHEN WE ANNOUNCE OUR WHITE PRIDE, YOU CALL US RACISTS. YOU ROB US, CARJACK US, AND SHOOT AT US. BUT, WHEN A WHITE POLICE OFFICER SHOOTS A BLACK GANG MEMBER OR BEATS UP A BLACK DRUG-DEALER RUNNING FROM THE LAW AND POSING A THREAT TO SOCIETY, YOU CALL HIM A RACIST. I AM WHITE. I AM PROUD. BUT YOU CALL ME A RACIST. WHY IS IT THAT ONLY WHITES CAN BE RACIST?

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