Merry licked a little trip
then she done some pot
earlier that day she knew she had some sheep
but were they where she forgot
Alice came down from wonderland
she was baked of her tits
Peter pan
was all over her
giving merry the fucken shits
Peter Pan being who he was
chill Merry I got what you need
lets turn that frown upside down
Lets cut up this speed
Alice pashed into Merry
girl on girl action was on for tonight
Peter sat with his doped out smile
thats it ladies lets make love let us not fight
Charlie Brown and the gang bashed the door
they heard a party was about to start
Snoopy through Peter some heroin
that would paralyze your heart
Peter grabs the needle
Yo Snoopy this better be a clean fit
you know it is Peter know need to trip
you know I got the best shit
Alice decides to hook up with Charlie
all Alice wants is a good fuck
Merry was all over Snoopy's dick
Peter was shit out of luck
Mickey and Mini show up late
sorry Mini wanted me to give her a little poke
I have brought some party favors of my own
lets do some pure A grade coke
Snoopy went nuts and snorts the bag
his nose suddenly bleeds
Charlie Brown said chill all I am his owner
I know what Snoopy needs
Charlie goes into to his pocket
they all gather around he pull out some shrooms
so there you have it boys and girls
the truth about cartoons
