- Always give 100% at work - 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
- For Sale - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
- One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.
- Failure is not an option! It comes bundled with the software.
- I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
- West Virginia ..... Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names.
- What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
- Can you yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded firestation?
