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True friendship.....

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship: When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile -- I will know you finally got some. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. When you are confused -- I will use little words. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Remember.......A good friend will help you move..... a REALLY good friend will help you move a body....... let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
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