true facts of this sad life
fact1-pushers get pushed
fact2-they also get where theyr going
fact3-guys that can dance are sexy
fact4-most guys cant dance
fact5-all women are sexy when they dance as long as they just relax
fact6-the asshole is always going to be sexier than the nice guy
fact7-hes so sexy cuz he act like he doesnt want you
fact8-knowing this doesnt make it work any less
fact9-the nice guy usually isnt that nice after all
fact10-people generally suck find the ones who dont n hang on tight
fact11-even those few will suck occasionally
fact12-life is hard n life is short have as much fun as you can for as long as you can cause itll all be over way too soon
fact13-never trust a guy who says he doesnt hit women-that should go without saying!
fact14-listen up guys-a threesome is a guy watching two girls have sex thats what happens in real life its not like the movies so stop begging
fact15-if a guy calls you after 11pm its a booty call priod no matter how sincere he sounds when he denys it
fact16-man made beer god made weed
fact17-a booty call isnt necessarily a bad thing in fact they can be fukin amazing lol
fact18-booty calls while fun are a dime a dozen but atrue friend with benefits is rsre and a lot more fun
fact19-true friends are also rare so cherish yours
fact20-more true facts later if people like these
