Trivia Challenge
First the Trivia, then the Challenge:
1. My three trained hawks are fitted with pilot gear. They seem to like it. They get pissed when I take it off of them.
2. I've been literally accused of being a robot designed in a lab.
3. I once danced drunk for three hours to the same song. The song was "When Doves Cry" and I was, at the moment, misplaced in a gay club.
4. During a seance where we contact Abraham Lincoln, I fed him grammatical errors in his original Gettysburg address.
5. I stopped the great caterpillar infestation of Orlando back in '99 with nothing but a flute and a fresh pair of my own boxers.
6. I broke my leg kicking the remnants of the Berlin Wall.
7. LL Cool J signed my shoulder. It read, "Keep the pimpettes in check, playa. LL Cool J"
8. I slapped my grandma on a dare by my uncle.
9. I won a contest for consuming chicken nuggets at McDonald's.
10. I made wings out of rice paper and balsa wood and jumped off of my house. A physics major later determined that I did in fact glide ten feet before I crashed on my face.
11. I jumped out of a plane with no parachute and landed safely and unharmed on the ground.
12. I mooned former President Clinton at a Jazz Festival.
13. Elvis Presley predicted my birth during a news conference in which he was asked if he had any illegitimate children. He said, "No, but I think I'll claim a wolfboy in '79."
14. I bought an Xbox 360 just to shatter it in front of the unlimited lines of eager consumers.
15. I have won six awards for Amateur Poet of the Year through two different poet societies. Each time I approached the podium to accept the award, I tipped the DJ to play "Walk of Life" by Dire Straits for absolutely no reason but to be goofy, and made him start it randomly in the middle of the song.
16. I spit on the sidewalk in front of the Vatican and was chased for two hours by two crazy italians on scooters.
17. My image is permanently cast in a mold of mud, made in homage by aborigines in the deeper recesses of Australia, nearest town being Alice Springs.
18. I punched a bear while holding ice cream. Same hand, too!
19. I invented Cheez-its by throwing a cracker out of a window while taking a Chinook over Wisconsin. I never got credit.
20. I am the backwards voice on several Slipknot songs.
Now the Challenge:A lot of these are ridiculous. A lot of them possible if you know me well enough, but if you're really good, you'll figure out which three are absolutely
true. Send answers in private message. Don't ruin it for anyone by posting answers in comment. It'll be fun to try, and I'll send you a gift if you get them right. If you are wrong, I'll tell you how many were wrong, but not which ones.
I hope you feel like playing! Got nothing to lose, right?
Two tries with wrong answers and I'll tell you which ones are wrong.
