10. guaranteed to get an least a little something in the sack.
9. if you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. the uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. you don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. it's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else. becuase you are someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. if you don't get what you want you can always go next door.
3. doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. no guilt the next morning.
1. you can "do " the whole neighborhood.
