Buffalo Gores Wedding
Guests in Rampage

The Associated Press
Dec 29, 2006 5:43 PM

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - Six persons were injured when a
rampaging bull buffalo gored guests at a wedding ceremony and
passers-by, police said Friday. The buffalo charged from a nearby
field into some 100 guests who were attending a wedding Thursday of
the daughter of a Cambodian tycoon on the outskirts of the capital
Phnom Penh, said Chey So Sila, a district police chief, declining to
reveal the name of the tycoon.

As Garp would say, this marriage is "pre-disastered".