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Why Cant guys realizethey are not redy for a relationshipin the beggining instead of 2 months or so into it...... on February 13th no less.... The day b4 Valentine's day!!!!!! After i go crazy getting an outfit (lingerie and all) for Vday.... and i ran around to get a him an awesome Bday gift..... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! walkingrain.gif03a55278.giftootrue.gif07.gif..10761dm87edbzx4.gif11112.gif

moody.gifYOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK WHEN...


1. YOU'RE 44 YEARS OLD AND DON'T HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE. cool.gif

2. YOU RIDE IN A SUBWAY CAR WITH NO AIR CONDITIONING JUST BECAUSE THERE ARE SEATS AVAILABLE. exhausted.gif

3. YOU TAKE THE TRAIN HOME AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE ON THE PLATFORM THE DOORS WILL OPEN THAT WILL LEAVE YOU RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE EXIT STAIRWAY. bouncey.gif

4. YOU KNOW WHAT A "REGULAR" COFFEE IS. anxious.gif

5. IT'S NOT 'MANHATTAN'; IT'S THE "CITY." relieved.gif

6. THERE IS NO NORTH AND SOUTH. IT'S "UPTOWN" OR "DOWNTOWN." IF YOU'RE REALLY FROM NEW YORK YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONCEPT OF WHERE NORTH AND SOUTH ARE.... (AND EAST OR WEST IS "CROSS-TOWN"!) clueless.gif

7. YOU CROSS THE STREET ANYWHERE BUT ON THE CORNERS AND YOU YELL AT CARS FOR NOT RESPECTING YOUR RIGHT TO DO IT. irate.gif

8. YOU MOVE 3,000 MILES AWAY, SPEND 10 YEARS LEARNING THE LOCAL LANGUAGE AND AND THE MINUTE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH PEOPLE STILL KNOW YOU'RE FROM BROOKLYN. giggly.gif

10. YOU RETURN AFTER 10 YEARS AND THE FIRST FOODS YOU WANT ARE "REAL" PIZZA AND A "REAL" BAGEL. lazy.gif

11. A 500 SQUARE FOOT APARTMENT IS LARGE. nervous.gif

12. YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN ALL THE DIFFERENT RAY'S PIZZAS. mischievous.gif

13. YOU ARE NOT UNDER THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT ANY HUMAN BEING WOULD BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND A P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT ON THE SUBWAY. crazy.gif

14. YOU WOULDN'T BOTHER ORDERING PIZZA IN ANY OTHER CITY. giggly.gif

15. YOU GET READY TO ORDER DINNER EVERY NIGHT AND MUST CHOOSE FROM THE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS WHICH ARE: CHINESE, ITALIAN, MEXICAN, INDIAN OR SPANISH. indescribable.gif

16. YOU'RE NOT THE LEAST BIT INTERESTED IN GOING TO TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.

17. YOUR INTERNAL CLOCK IS PERMANENTLY SET TO KNOW WHEN ALTERNATE SIDE OF THE STREET PARKING REGULATIONS ARE IN EFFECT. bored.gif

18. YOU KNOW WHAT A BODEGA IS. annoyed.gif

19. SOMEONE BUMPS INTO YOU, AND YOU CHECK FOR YOUR WALLET. guilty.gif

20. YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE THE LADY WALKING DOWN THE ROAD HAVING A PERFECTLY NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH HERSELF. energetic.gif

21. YOU PAY "ONLY" $230 A MONTH TO PARK YOUR CAR. weird.gif

22. YOU CRINGE AT HEARING PEOPLE PRONOUNCE HOUSTON ST. LIKE THE CITY IN TEXAS. frustrated.gif

23. THE PRESIDENTIAL VISIT IS A MAJOR TRAFFIC JAM, NOT AN HONOR. devious.gif

24. YOU CAN NAP ON THE SUBWAY AND NEVER MISS YOUR STOP. recumbent.gif

25. THE DELI GUY GIVES YOU A STRAW WITH ANY BEVERAGE YOU BUY, EVEN IF IT'S A BEER. thoughtful.gif

THAT'S NEW YORK, BABY! YA GOTTA LOVE IT. (AND, IF YOU ARE A TRUE NEW YORKER, SEND THIS TO EVERYONE WHO IS LIKE YOU...) kiss.gif moody.gif

69 Questions

69 confessions 1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? My bf J 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Yes 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Depends on my mood 4. Do you take compliments well? usually 5. Do you play Sudoku? No, not yet 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? Yeah i could 7. Do you like to ride horses? kinda 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? oh yeah! 9. What was your favorite game as a kid? Ride bikes or sk8ing 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, what would you do ?? Hell No! I don't need that drama!!!!!! 12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? Yes, I am 13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? Both 14. Use three words to describe yourself? 1. Eclectic 2. Sensual 3. Mysterious 15. Do any songs make you cry? A few 16. Are you continuing your education? Im going to EMT school 17. Do you know how to shoot a gun? Not yet 18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? My Family,pets and as many cds as possible 19. How often do you read books? When I'm interested in something 20. Do you think more about the past, present or future? I try not to think of the past to much and im thinking about the future more & more 21. What is your favorite children's book? Anything DrSuess 22. What color are your eyes? Green hazel 23. How tall are you? 5'5" 24. Where is your dream house located? some place warm!!!!!! 27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? yeah itz fun 28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? Never been there yet 30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today? Queens 32. Do you like Pasta? Umm, hellz yeeah 33. Do you prefer to sleep or watch tv? Sleep!!!!!! 34. Do you look like your mom or dad? Neither.... im an enigma of recessive genetics 35. How long do you take in the shower?. 40 min+ 36. Can you do the splits? Banana splits 37. What movie do you want to see right now? Pan's labrynth and Catch&Release 39. What did you do for New Year's? Watch TCM's Marx Brothers Marathon & drank, 40. Do you think The Grudge was scary? Didnt bother seeing it 42. Do you own a camera phone? Yes 44. Was your mom a cheerleader? Nope 45. What's the last letter of your middle name? T 47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night? Sometimes 8 sometimes 3 48. Do you like care bears?. Yay! 49. What do you buy at the movies? Raisinets 50. Do you know how to play poker? Yep! 51. Do you wear your seatbelt? When im driving yeah, passenger... sometimes 52. What do you wear to sleep? pj pants and tank top 53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown? Everything is big in Brooklyn! 54. How many meals do you eat in a day? 2 or 3 55. Is your tongue pierced? Not yet 56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins? usually...... 58. Do you like funny or serious people better? Both and I could be both as well 59. Ever been to L.A.? Not yet But I wanna go 60. Did you eat a cookie today? A cookie is but a cookie.... Fig Newtons are fruit & cake 61. Do you use cuss words in other languages? Sometimes ;p 62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads? Limewire.... but i do buy cds 63. Do you hate chocolate? HAND OVE THE CHOCHOLATE!!!!!!!!! 64. What do you and your parents fight about the most? My parents bicker about BS 65. Are you a gullible person? Not usually 66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy? Need....no but I <3 the 1 i gotI 67. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be? Other than the Paramedic job im going into I would love to go into acting 68. Are you easy to get along with? Usually 69. What is your favorite time of day? Sunny time
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