YOU WON'T EVER HEAR A HARLEY MAN SAY
30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.
28. I'm a vegetarian.
27. I've got it all on the "C:" drive.
26. Duct tape won't fix that.
25. Come to think of it, I'll have a martini.
24. We don't keep no firearms in this house.
23. You can't feed that to the dog.
22. Do you think my gut is too big?
21. Her shirt is too see-through.
20. I'll have grapefruit and whole wheat toast instead of the biscuits and gravy.
19. Who gives a damn about NASCAR? Let's watch soccer!
18. Five tattoos is enough for any man.
17. Smoking is such a nasty habit.
16. She needs to put her shirt down.
15. I wonder if I can get some quieter pipes?
14. Hand me that metric wrench there.
13. I'd rather take the truck.
12. Light beer just tastes better.
11. Sturgis is too far to ride to.
10. Brass knuckles and chains are for sissies. I prefer kung-fu!
9. Hustler? No, I subscribe to National Geographic.
8. I shaved my beard because it made me more presentable.
7. I think I have too much chrome.
6. I love my helmet!
5. Do these leather chaps make my ass look too big?
4. I'd like to open this annual meeting with a poem written by Robert Frost...
3. Her boobs are too big.
2. Those shorts really ought to be a little longer there, Peaches. I mean, hell, your ass is showing
when you ride behind me.
... and the number one thing you will never hear a Harley rider say:
1. No more for me - I'm ridin'!
