Top 10 Things Overheard at the New York Comic Con
10. How’s my bulge look in these tights?
9. No, Mr. West, I won’t grease your batpole.
8. Is that an Ewok or has Gary Coleman grown a beard?
7. Does this Jedi robe make me look fat?
6. Just when you thought George Lucas has exhausted the marketing of Star Wars — lightsaber condoms!
5. Melody Anderson is no longer in mint condition.
4. Who the hell is Melody Anderson?
3. Only one thing could top this — an Internet porn convention.
2. I heard Mark Hamill will autograph for food.
1. Quol lip no marg’rk. (Loose translation: I’m 37, wear prescription pants, and only have sex when I am within arm’s length of a glory hole.)
