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My girl, Thick & Curvy wrote this. I thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you:
My Top 10 Rules to being a plus size woman!
1. No Moomoos--- tarp like dresses they are called that for a reason.
2. Absolutely No t-shirts with Looney Toons, cats or others animal/cartoon characters--- It will look like Bugs Bunny has a weight issue too.
3. No hip huggers--- no one wants to see your fat hanging over the top it looks like a cellulite muffin.
4. No bikinis. (You should know why)--- If the belly hangs past the breasts we're all set with seeing that.
5. No Slippers in public--- Skinny girls do this to but why do you big girls have to make it worse wearing a Taz shirt too...come on now!
6. No Juicy or other words across the butt--- If it really is Juicy I think everyone can tell. And by the end of the day they have rode up so far no one will understand what JY stands for.
7. No tube tops--- it looks like someone is trying to squeeze play dough through an inner tube.
8. Please make sure your bra fits accordingly--- No one likes to see the back breasts going on. You should only have one set.
9. No sweat suits--- because bending over to pick up a chip you dropped does not count as a work-out
AND THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE
10. No Spandex you'll just look like a balloon full of cottage cheese.
I live by these! Hope you enjoy lol
