Did you hear condoms are now being sold with a free calling card? The
attached instructions say, "If you can't come, call."
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What's the best way to get into a sleeping bag?
Wake her up first!
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Did you hear about the house that was built by lesbians?
There were no studs it was all tongue in groove.
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What's the definition of "Tender Love?"
Two gays with hemorrhoids.
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Why is death a lot like sex?
It feels funny for a second, but then it's over.
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Why do women like wearing black panties?
~ It's a way for them to say, "In memory of those
who were buried here."
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What is a Peter Pan?
A wash basin in a whorehouse.
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What's the nicest thing about a nudist wedding?
You don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is.
