Bubba was killed in a house fire and his body was burned beyond recognition. So, the sheriff called in his 2 best friends to i.d. the body.
The sheriff asked Jim bob 1st. " Is that Bubba?"
Jim bob asked to have the body rolled on its stomach. After carefully checking he says " NOPE that ain't Bubba"
Then Cletus was asked to help. " Roll him over" said Cletus. after careful scrutiny he said " NOPE, that ain't Bubba" The sheriff asked Cletus and Jim bob how they could be so sure, Cletus answered " Well, ever'body in town knows Bubba had 2 assholes" "2 assholes!?" asked the sheriff.
"yep, ever time we came to the bar people would say " Look here comes Bubba and dem 2 assholes!
