mandaSMASH's blog: "And now, a word from our sponsor."

If you were pain, how would I kick your ass? Yes, rly. I have the ouches. Without going into super unnecessary details, it feels like I either pulled something in my groin (if only as a result of extracurricular activities, but alas) or nature has some major vendetta against me. Hi, karma, what has I done?

Suggestions, aside from the obvious, please. Judging is based on execution of ass-kicking. If it could actually be effective, I will try your method and document the success, or lack thereof. Extra points for creativity and presentation. z0mghelpmeplz.

Thanks.

Love,

me.