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To Tell Or Not To Tell
created @ 01/22/2014 09:09 pm
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Okay here is the situation... my good friends kicked me out of my favorite Facebook group okay and this is a group I chat in every single day. Facebook is my life. I have no job, no friends, no family, no nothing and this Facebook group sad to say is the highlight of my life tbh. I know its sad but its the truth. So anyway they kick me out and I pitch a fucking FIT on my wall. I mean I go off for like an hour and then finally I say I have taken 12 pills and then I'm gonna stab myself in the stomach. I turn off my chat and I don't answer my private messages. I sign into my grandmaw's Facebook and I say that I'm being airlifted to the hospital. I'm curious to know what my friends will say if they think I'm dead but idk if I should go that far. I have three options.

Option A: Tell them I'm fine

Option B: Wait till morning and say the hospital pumped my stomach and I'll be okay. Make them feel bad so they will never kick me out of the group again.

Option C: Report on my Facebook wall via my grandmother's account that I had died during the night so I can see who actually cares about me.
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