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FUCK YOU, to the women who do that "lip pout" thing making us guys putty in your hands.
FUCK YOU, to the women with big, firm, immaculate breasts, and wear loose fitting mock turtlenecks all the time.
FUCK YOU, to Victoria's Secret and any other push up bra makers, for fooling so many of us guys that so many women have incredible breasts, but once the bra pops off......AAHHH!!!!! PUT YOUR BRA BACK ON!!!
FUCK YOU, to the women with curvy booties, who wear boy shorts and bend over for damn near everything they do, then get mad cuz they "caught" us guys looking. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU PUT DAT "ONION" ON EYE LEVEL?!!! >:(
FUCK YOU, to the dick teases, who grind on you on the dance floor, in the parking lot, on the couch, talking all kinds of dirty shit on the phone, but just wanna "cuddle". WTF?!! Blue balls is a dangerous health crisis. You put too many of us guys at risk :|.
FUCK YOU, to the women who take the "cleavage pics", but want you to comment on how their eyes look in those pics. I would comment on your eyes, IF THEY WERE ACTUALLY FEATURED IN THE PICTURE!!! >:(
FUCK YOU, to the women who send all the wrong signals, but expect you to "read their mind" on what it is they want. We could read body language, if you actually spoke the right language!!! >:(
And a big FUCK YOU, to the women who blame all men for being perverts, but wear clothes, pose, talk, walk, act, and do damn near anything to make men think of nothing but sexual thoughts. It's like making steaks, ribs, chicken, pork chops, and all kinds of good food, then calling all the guys who come by a bunch of hungry fuckers!! >:( SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!! >:(
