Good morning Lords and Ladies...
Not sure if anyone will have any ideas on this, but myself and the collective are currently embroiled in a power struggle. Of sorts. We have decided to hold a 5 year competition, the winner of which will be the person who, at the end of the 5 years, has the most titles before and / or after their names. The only stipulation is that the title itself cannot cost more than £10. In the event of a tie, whoever paid the least will be crowned 'Lord of all things'. There may even be a book in it, or a movie. No idea who I would get to play me, unless they can genetically splice Bruce Campbell and Bill Bailey. We shall see.
Does anyone have any ideas where I could go about achieving some more titles? I've already managed to become a Reverend (not of a church, strictly speaking, so I'm not gonna be trying to convert anyone...fear ye not) whilst a little under the influence (no seriously, I can marry people now...and if they are drunk, I can even marry them to innanimate objects. Not supposed to do that last idea, but there you go), so if anyone has any good ideas that could lead to a title, send me a message and I'll look into it! I'll even promote your page / band / cult or whatever a little more on my page as a way of saying thanks...
Let battle commence, possibly.
Oh my, yes.
