Here is the last installment to the Time series. But this one is quit different. LOL Hope you enjoy.
Time, Time, Time
There's one thing that I truly hate
About life is time.
Everything consist of time,
Like she can't go out on a date,
Because she don't have "the time."
She should have said,
"Why should I waist my time
On someone like you?"
We tend to relate time to all types
Of stupid stuff like,
"Funny how time flies,
When you are having fun."
I don't see anything funny about that,
And if you was having fun
Wouldn't you want it to last,
Not a thing of the past.
Or here is a classic,
"OK it's time for me to go."
No it is time that I
Leave you lame ass
Cause I can think of better things to do
With my time.
You got to excuse me,
But I just hate that word "time."
Or anything that has time in it,
Like "better luck next time,"
Or "Do you have the time?"
Yes I do
But I don't plan on given it to you.
How about this one?
"Time is on my side."
Shit Time has never been on my side,
Time has been kicking the shit out of me.
I just want to put Time in head lock,
And slam Time to the floor.
Stomp the shit out of Time
Till' it can't take no more.
I know I'm getting a little beside myself,
But Time started it.
Time has been winning since the beginning
Of...time.
Whenever that is,
Cause we are the one that created it
In the first place.
More like we have created a monster.
And above all things,
The number one statement that
I hate that contains time is,
"I guess I see you next life time."
More like never,
Cause that is exactly what a life time is.
Time could kiss my ass!
Copyright 2006
