There were three guys talking in the pub two of them are talking about the amoount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. after a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,well, what about you.what sort of control do you have over your wife?..third fellow says,i;ll tell you. just the other night my wife came to me,on her hands and knees; the first two guys were amazed,;what happened then? they asked ;she said' get out from under the bed and fight like a man;;lol