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A Newfie goes into a Tim Horton's in Gander and notices there's a " Roll Up The Rim To Win" Contest going on. So, he rolls it up and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!" The girl at the countersays,"That's impossible. The biggest prize is a car." But the person keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a Motor home!" Finally, the manager comes over and says, "I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!" The person says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" And they hand the cup to the manager and he reads.......... YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! ... I PROMISE "W I N A B A G E L"
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