1.A BEER DOESN'T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER. 2. WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS PICK UP A BEER. 3. A BEER WON'T GET UPSET IF YOU COME HOME AND HAVE BEER ON YOUR BREATH. 4. YOU DOUN'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE A BEER. 5.IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT YOU'LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD. 6.HANGOVERS GO AWAY. 7. WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH A BEER, THE BOTTLE IS STILL WORTH 5 CENTS. 8. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASH A BEER BEFORE IT TASTES GOOD. 9. ABEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY. 10. YOU CAN SHARE A BEER WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 11.BEER IS ALWAYS WET. 12.YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO POP A BEER. 13. A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER. 14. YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEER AND NOT FEEL GUILTY. 15 YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.
