Mrs Robinson's blog: "Tidbits from Germany"

I'm at McDonald's with my boy eating and I notice that they have a couple T.V.s up and are playing music videos while you eat. Cool! A little bit of entertainment while I mack out on my Big Mac. Well imagine watching this video while you're trying to eat...

Ahh... the Autobahn! It's a wonderful road to drive if you like going fast. It is not, however, the greatest route to drive if you're hauling a Little Tykes plastic house in the bed of your truck. So there I was bringing home a plastic house I bought from a friend. I had a deep freezer in the bed of the truck as well holding the house in place. I frequently checked the rear view mirror to check how the load was doing. All of a sudden the house begins to tip some from the wind. (The whole time my buddy is following me in his car since it's his deep freezer I'm transporting for him.) Then the damn roof of the house and 2 walls go flying out of my truck. AHHHHHH!!!!! NO!!!!!!! I quickly flip on my hazards and pull over on the 12 inch shoulder that probably wasn't even a shoulder to begin with. I jump outta the truck and go running back to the house in the middle of the road. Now picture a pregnant woman running up the autobahn, holding her belly and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Oh yeah laugh it up fuckers, laugh it up! I go running past my friend in his car and he's looking at me with this lost look on his face. I finally get back to the pieces of the house when he comes strolling up telling me to be careful. Damn it guy I would think a little bit of a hustle would have been in order since it is the highway and the pieces were blocking 1 of 2 lanes that were open due to construction. So we drag the pieces back to the truck and shove them in the bed and tie them down with my tow straps and head on our merry way. I drove like a little old lady for the rest of the trip not going any faster than 100kph. So the Autobahn... Great to drive it... Not great to run it!

Ok guys and gals picture the hottest woman you can. She's wearing a pair of jean shorts that are damn near daisy dukes, a pair of black construction boots, and a green hard hat. She's sexy isn't she. And she's climbing up a ladder to take down some scaffolding. Her tight little ass all nice and snug in those shorts as she lifts her leg to take another step up. Ok, ok, stop touching yourself and now picture this... Those same tight short shorts on a big male German construction worker. GAG! I know you hate me now but that's what I got a good look at today. Holy Hell did I want to scratch my eyes out. I couldn't believe that these guys would leave their houses wearing those let alone doing construction in them. It was moose knuckle for everyone today regardless if they wanted it or not. So enjoy the visual and have a great day.

As some of you know I've moved to Germany. Many things here are a bit different from in the states. Since I've been here I've realized that many many Americans are a bit uptight when it comes to certain things. I, myself, am one of those Americans (I guess) and I never realized it until a couple days ago. ~Side note~ I'm not one to be easily offended and I'm pretty laid back and go with the flow. I go to this toy store called Rodu Kinderland that one of my coworkers tells me about so I can look at things for Aidan's birthday. I pull into the parking lot and find a spot. As I'm walking to Rodu I have to pass a couple other stores in the little strip mall. I look at the first store and it's a dollar store of sorts. I window shop for a second and begin my journey again to Rodu. There is one other store between Rodu and the dollar store. I walk past the store in the middle and read the sign... "MEGA-X Erotic Outlet". (As you know most Adult stores in the states have windows that are blacked out and you can't see in) This store had half naked mannequins in the window with whips and chains and all these books just right there on display along with their very large doors WIDE OPEN so you can see everything inside. I was like holy hell that nuts. I have my son with me so I can't go inside :( But as I look inside while walking past there is a couple in there with a 3 or 4 yr old boy just tagging along. I couldn't believe how open they are with their sexuality. I'd be afraid my son would start throwing dildos around yelling look Mommy it's a penis. Anyway we made it to Rodu and I got a few toys for the boy. Hope you liked my silly adventure!