A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returned from their
honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning, the
husband woke up, showered, dressed and made his way to the kitchen where he
saw his new wife crying.
So the husband inquired, "What's wrong, Honey?"
"Well, I came down here this morning to surprise you with a big breakfast,
but I can't cook or clean."
The husband smiled his biggest smile and said, "There, there sweetie! I
don't care that you can't cook and clean. Come on up to the bedroom, and
I'll show you what I'd like for breakfast." So, off they went to the
bedroom.
That afternoon, the husband came home for lunch to find his new wife crying
again in the kitchen.
"What's wrong now, Sweetie?"
"Well, the same thing as this morning. I came in here to make you something
for lunch, and I just can't cook."
Again the husband smiled and said, "Why don't you come back up to the
bedroom and I'll have my lunch there!" So off they went to the bedroom
again.
That evening the new husband came home, walked in the house and saw his new
bride buck naked sliding down the banister of the stairs. Up she ran, and
WHOOSH! down the banister. After the third trip up the stairs, the puzzled
husband asked, "What are you doing, Honey?"
She replied with a smile, "Warming up your supper!"
