A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex aids
shop and asked in a quavering voice, "Yy-young
man,
dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildos h-here ?" The
salesman,
somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's
appearance
in his shop, answered, "Uh, yes ma'am. We
do."
The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about
10 inches apart asked "D-do y-you ha-ave an-ny
ab-bb-
bout th-this lon-ong?" "Well, yes ma-am, we
do. We have
several that size."
Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then
asked,
"A-are an-nny of t-them about thi-is b-big
ar-round-
d?" "Well.... yes ma'am, a few of them
are about that
big."
"D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a
v-v-vibra-a-ator?" "Yes
ma'am, one of them does."
"W-w-ell, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?"
