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Thoughts from today:
How much cocaine can the average human snort before their heart explodes? What would my desk job be like if I snorted a lot of coke?
I really do wish that they’d invent the computer that one can just connect directly to their brain and it would interpret the brainwaves and patterns into images and words. Yeah, on the one hand it would be super neat, but on the other I’d probably traumatize myself with the images!
Why aren’t these schmucks responding on the forums at my school? Bastards. Wasted effort on my part. Rat bastards.
Carnivale…all I want to do is leave and go watch it.
Change. It is good but dollars are better…unless we are talking gold coins here.
I should write that article on change…just to see how well I can bullshit these fiendishly stupid twits and twats.
Pride? When is it? Do I dare attend and take my camera? Last year I almost got my ass kicked I think.
I hate.
Damn, boy, ya’ done good.
Dust of heroes, God will remember you…
Y’know, I can’t help but think how pretty Becky would look bound to the hood of that car. Three…maybe four straps total. Spread-eagle.
Thongs?! They should leave the kind worn on the feet alone…ban the fuckin’ things these bitches wear almost in their pants. Whale tail!
Pasties…just think about pasties…that’ll make everything better!
Men shouldn’t wear capris. Big guys…small guys…straight…gay…black…white…everything in between. Men should NOT under any circumstances wear capris. You’re just going to look like the world’s biggest pussy…even the girls at work will be laughing their asses off at you. And they’re the ones looking truly retarded!
Whale tail…
He really did look like a very thin bearded lady while wearing those damned capris.
Becky, whatever you are doing; I miss you.
These things happen.
I believe in second chances…but I just don’t believe everyone deserves them.
Rest…sweet, sweet blessed rest and nicotine.
