a conscience is what hurts when all other parts feel so good.
do you ever notice that when you're driving anyone going slower then you is an idiot and everyone going faster then you is a maniac?
redneck work of the day: Cedar : i knowed she ain't got no panties on cause i cedar cooter when she bent over!
i bought a race horse and named it "myface" ! not that good of a name but imagine everyone yelling cum'on my face cum'on my face.
is it in? (ya) does it hurt? (uh huh) k i'll put it in slowly, still hurts? (ow it really hurts) k lets try another shoe then! pass this on you perv.
