She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me This Very moment."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives It His all On the kitchen table.
Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"
She explains,
"The egg timer's broken."
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HOW TO FIND INNER PEACE
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see
things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a
bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the rest of the cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no
idea how good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
