The Dirty Thirty -
30 Unknown Facts/Secrets About Yourself!!
1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship:
Monkey incident . . . and yes it is probably what you are thinking . . .
2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
Oh yeah as if I do that my self, I have others come in to do that and then satsify my "female needs" once completed
3. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
Why? Oh shit what did you see? She said she was 18 I swear!!!
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
Masturbating while looking at pictures of shaved dogs . . .
5. Are you any good at math?
Well I know enough to know the difference between 3 and 6 inches if that is what you are asking
6. Have you ever been in love?
Everytime I have an orgasm
7. What are you wearing right now?
A garter belt and fishnet stockings with some red high heels, that guy better hurry if we are gonna finish this damn thing . . .
8. Have you ever taken out a loan to pay for school?
I don't know if I'd call it a loan, he made me work for that money
9. Do you know the words to your Cherry Tap song?
Yes and I'll sing it to you if you strip off an article of clothing after each verse
10. Last thing received in the mail?
I call him Damian and every girl should look into getting one
11. How many different beverages have you drank today?
Wellllllllllllll . . . she was considered a tall drink of water
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machines?
Only if they are married and then I never get a return call
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Well it's not exactly drawing and it's not exactly my name, but it is quite an impression
15. What's the most painful procedure you've had?
There was this incident involving some quarters and a doctor saying "well that wasn't a good idea was it?"
16. What is out your back door?
Why are you waiting to enter?
17. Are you listening to music?
Yeah I sound so pretty when I *uhmh yeah*
18. Do you like the ocean?
The salt water chafes a little but nothing I can't get over
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of popcorn?
No I demand cash payment only, no popcorn dammit
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
I have seen stars . . . I have made others see stars, I guess that counts
21. Have you ever sat and watched the stars?
I love those Vivid and Wicked girls, porn at it's best
22. Something you are excited about?
The case of K-Y that should be here tomorrow . . . big plans
24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No but I have pictures if that is your thing
25. Describe your keychain?
Right now it is being "used" in an unhealthy manner, get back to me
26. Where do you keep your change?
Scroll up to # 15
27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group?
It wasn't exactly speaking but there was some moaning and screaming and there was a large group and dammint not a one of them was dissatisfied
28. What kind of winter coat do you have?
I don't know what exactly you have been fucking but most people do not have "winter coats" oh were you looking for that goat site again . . . sorry you need to delete an "E" to get to it
29. What do you think of the person you copied this from?
I think her a midget, a monkey, and a shaved dog could make my night unforgetable
30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
I have quite the "open door" policy
*Now seriously I had fun thinking of those answers and just want to insert here that I do not masturbate to shaved dogs . . . they have to have hair dammit or they just look freakish . . . lmfao
