stewstanski's blog: "This town blows"

I miss cali. i miss the sun, the warmth, and most of all i miss being picked up by beautiful women. ever since i moved here i've meet no one to be freinds with let alone a girlfreind. i think i'll be leaving back to cali soon, before my blue balls explode from lack of use. i just hope all my old girlfreinds aren't in commited relationships. of course it's cali, i could find a new one in a few hours. thank god cali has twice as many women as men and hardly any of them are inbreed.