This Is The Week That Was 05/27/07
He Just Couldn’t Steal Her Heart.
Okay, I’ll admit that some are pretty cheesy when it comes to asking a girl out, and this Milwaukee stud was definitely one of those guys. When he tried to steal the heart of a U-Haul employee by using such lines as, “Hey baby, you’re pretty fine.” And “Can I get your number and go out sometime?”
Well, I guess it really wasn’t such a bad line; maybe it was because he, and a friend, just robbed the U-Haul store and forced the “Fine” young lady to the floor, with her associate, and emptied the cash register moments before asking for the date that made it seem such a bad thing.
“Odd thing, she turned him down. I wonder why?”
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The Napper Thief
Lisa Siepert, of Wasilla, Alaska, called police to report that someone broke into her house and stole two handguns, some food and some spirits… booze that is.
Well, Lisa must have been really impressed when the State Troopers caught him in a matter of minutes! Well, not really.
You see, Gary Olson, the suspect, was found in her garage… sleeping in her friend’s car… wearing Lisa’s sweatshirt.
“Lesson learned? Take a nap before you rob a house.”
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Obscene Requests.
Police in Guelph, Ontario, Canada are looking for a man that has been making, some sort of obscene requests of women in the area. Three women, who were not harmed in the incidents, have reported that a man on a bicycle would approach them and make an off colored request… he wanted them to kick him in the groin.
Although this… request is not illegal, police are still concerned it could lead to something worse.
“Well, ain’t that a kick in the head… well, when you think about it, it could be.”
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And that Was The Week That Was For May 29th, 2007
So, 'til the next time remember, time can sneak up on you... just like a windshield on a bug.
