Bitch I'm From West Virginia"
"Bitch I'm From West Virginia"
Body: Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part of this bulletin, but somebody from West Virginia came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
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West Virginia:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... West Virginia is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your feet and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yinz" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... WHO DO U THINK GROWS THE WEED AND SELLS IT TO YOU??!
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down, if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans, Italians, Greeks, Irish, etc. Ethnicity and heritage are very important here. we are proud of who we are! All of US!
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?...yeah ok!! lol
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind. And can you say... PARTY in the corn fields in McDermott's Back Pasture ... Everyone find an adult to buy the beer! ...? Didn't think so!
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what the hell you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv. In Hollyweird, You know... where shows are MADE? Maybe that's why you have no idea what it is like HERE for real!
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you and its not Greek, its French.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- so you can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day..well who the hell wants to eat it 24/7?
-West Virginia Football is a religion, not a sport
- In West Virginia, football means football, not soccer.
-West Virginia is the best! Heard of Martinsburg?.. yeah that was where.. we started this shit.. lucky for you.. without us you wouldnt be here.. now respect ur momma! haha
- In West Virginia, 65 MPH means 65 MPH, because here, the police actually give a shit, and have time to catch speeders because they aren't all out looking for Lindsay Lohan to hit a tree or busting gang bangers for drugs every 5 seconds!
"90% OF TEENAGERS SAY "HOLY SHIT" BEFORE THEY GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT . THE OTHER 10% ARE FROM WEST VIRGINIA AND THEY SAY "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS SHIT"
Come on West Virginia Show Your Colors! Repost!
repost as "Bitch I'm From West Virginia"
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