I LOVE THIS!!!!! Its so me!
Current mood: lethargic
I read this and loved it, it was so me, but it was written by a, friend, I guess you could call him, and I give him mad props....this is great!
I'm not talented enough to be an artist, not peppy enough to be a cheerleader, too unemotional to be emo, not ghetto enough to be gangsta, I don't know enough about computers to be a geek, and don't wear enough makeup or black to be goth.
I'm too friendly to be a hater, too clean to be a hippie, too conservative to be a hoochie, not articulate enough to be an intellectual, not athletic enough to be a jock, and I can't play guitar so I can't be a metalhead.
I don't care enough about my looks and clothes to be metrosexual, I'm too different to be a prep, I'm definately not a princess, I don't have the piercings or hair of a punk, I'm too sophisticated to be redneck, and I'm not on enough drugs to be a rockstar.
I haven't slept with enough people to be a skank, I'm not tough enough to be a soldier, I don't smoke weed so I can't be a stoner, I'm too smart to be the idiot, my police record is too clean to be a thug, and I don't write enough to be writer.
Shit, I'm screwed… I guess I'll never be able to fit in…
