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Why do Sharks swim around you before attacking?
Two Great White sharks, were swimming around in the ocean and they spied the survivors of a sunken ship in the water.
"Follow me, son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all right at the first? Why did we swim around and around them before we ate them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside …"
Just thought you needed to know this bit of trivia......................
I love higher education, or at least I love students of higher education. So I was thinking of something fun to do for our fans on facebook who want to earn some prizes.
So here's the deal.....
1) Make a Salute Sign like normal.
---Must say fubar.com clearly
---Must have your username clearly
2) Go to your local college campus
---During the day
---While there are lots of people there (no sneaking around at night!)
3) Stand in front of the college sign "University of Fubar - Redwood City" for example
4) Make sure there are some strangers in the photo with you.
5) Have someone snap your photo.
6) Post your photo on Fubar and then POST A LINK TO YOUR PHOTO HERE : http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fubar/138483632849459
That last part is important.
I'll personally send you a reward for your efforts, and when I get bored with it I'll send something extra to a winner of my choosing.
Pretty simple. Any questions?
I bet you've been sitting around wondering when oh when will the gods bestow upon you the privilege of your own fubar poster. Well friends, today is the day. If you can print and tape pieces of paper together then you are in good shape. Depending on how your printer is setup you MAY need to use scissors. All the usual disclaimers about being dumb and using scissors apply.
Download the printable PDF file >HERE<
When you are done printing arrange your tiles like this and tape them up.
For special effect write your usernumber in the corner when you are done, or tape it to a piece of cardboard and hang it up somewhere. Like your moms house because I've been trying to get ahold of her. ;)
Interesting, albeit questionable study on how financial status affects cheating.
mischa barton is back on her meds. Maybe she'll clean herself up a bit. Just another fameball gone crackhead gone stoner.
she don't stop.
More brilliant innovation in a world gone mad.
