man drives car off bridge hit by salmon that was thrown by pissed off fisher. Fisher to go to court for murder. man runs out of viagra attempts to kill himself. his last words I dont want to live in a world without a boner. french assassin kills man with flying baget. cat and dogs working together to bring down man kind. mice used as darts to kill members of peta (please dont sue me). cedar point starts new coster called this will make you piss youre pants. bats lose wings rat population doubles. tricycles meet in head on crash kills two toddlers parents blame crash on incorrect dosage of cough medicine. a taliban pleaded with George Bush the other day not to shove a missile up Osama's ass. drive by pie throwing 2 killed 8 injured suspect still on the loose.
