>Things Stressed Women Say at Work
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>1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you.
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>2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
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>3. This day was a total waste of make up.
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>4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
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>5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
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>6. Do I look like a people person?
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>7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
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>8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
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>9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
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>10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
>senseless acts of self-control?
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>11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
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>12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
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>13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
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>14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
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>15. Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you realize
>you haven't gone to sleep yet.
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>16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
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>17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too.
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>18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
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>19. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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>20. Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done.
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>21. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
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>22. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
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>23. Earth is full. Go home.
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>24. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
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>25. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert .
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>26. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
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>27. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
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>28. Look in my eyes...do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?
