THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

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Vickie

Sherman, TX

THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME
created @ 09/26/2008 01:37 pm
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB
WELL DONE.."If you're to kill each other,do
it outside.I just finished cleaning"

2. My mother taughte me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the
carpet"

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL,
"If you don't straighten up. I'm going to
knock you into the middle of next week."

4. My mother taught me more about LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break
your neck, you're not going to the store
with me."

5. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying
and I'll give you something to cry about"

6. My mother taught me about the science
of OSMOSIS."Shut your mouth and eat your
supper"

7. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONSIM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of
your neck."

8.My mother taught me about WEATHER."This
room looks as if a tornado went through it."

9.My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY."
If I told you once, I"ve told you a million
times.Don"t exaggerate"

10.My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world,and I can
take you out of it"

11.My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR
MODIFICATION."You don't have to like it,
you just have to do it."

12.My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until your father gets here"

13.My mother taught me about RECEIVING."
You are going to get it when you get home"

14.My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."
If you don't stop crossing your eyes,they
are going to freeze that way"

15.My mother taught me HUMOR." When that
lawn mower cuts off your toes. Don't come
running to me."

16.My mother taught me GENEICS."You're
just like your father."

17.My mother taught me WISDOM."when you get
to be my age,you'll understand"

18.And my favorite.My mother taught me about
JUSTICE.."One day you will have kids and
I hope they turn out just like you.

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