1. Piercings. I dont understand why people want to go around looking like pin cushions, my ex had one of those steel pins in her tongue and it made a horribly irritating clicking sound against her teeth, also it made her breath smell bad, nasty stuff.
2. Tattoos. Nope, i dont understand tattoos either, especially those, um, ass tattoos, you know what im talking about, those patterns women have tattooed just above their asses, from a distance it looks like they have a bruise there or havent wiped properly, i dont get it.
Look, one day we are all going to get old and boy are we going to look ridiculous on the beach, our bodies all withered and our tits sagging with skulls and daggers tattooed on our arms, we will probably have had our piercings removed by then because the tongue pin kept getting caugt on our false teeth..
