If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?
Who puts those "Thin Ice" signs out there?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
Do penguins have knees?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when u tell them the paint is wet?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Can you slam a revolving door?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can you read a picture book?
What shape is the sky?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
