Things I've learned from my boys.
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3 year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowed restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to hold a 45 lb. boy wearing batman pajamas and a superman cape. It is strong enough however,if tied to a paint can, to spread enough red paint on 4 walls of a 20 by 20 ft. room.
You should not throw a baseball up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double pane)doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toliet flush and the words "uht oh", it's already to late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A 6 year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even when a 38 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
Certain Legos will pass thru a 4 year olds digetive track.
Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
Super Glue is forever.
No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jello.
VCRs do not eject penut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes,
Marbles in gas tanks makes lots of noise when driving.
You probally DO NOT want to know what "that" odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on.. Ovens do not like plastic toys.
The fire department in Savannah Ga. has a five minute response time.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
It will however make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
This is dedicated to those who have had boys, those who have boys and those thinking of having boys.
