One day, Thibodeaux was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy, Boudreaux, driving a brand new pickup.
Boudreaux pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Boudreaux, where'd you get that truck?!?"
" BIG BUTT BERTHA BERTRAND gave it to me", Boudreaux replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Thib, let me tell you what happened.
We were driving out on Parish Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Big Butt Bertha pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
`Boudreaux, take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck! "
"Boudreaux, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"